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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 14:21

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why can't I lose weight?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!